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Here lies Rover,
'Twas three thirty on the dot,
A mack truck ran him over
and his name was changed to spot.
'Twas three thirty on the dot,
A mack truck ran him over
and his name was changed to spot.
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Commissions are still open.
Commissions are still open if anybody's interested. I'm short on funds this month and need to earn some money quickly. To encourage more takers, I'm going to tweak some of my restrictions against The fetishes I find myself opposed to. For example I will still won't write about vore, but will write about cannibalistic characters if asked provided said character is a villain and gets defeated by the protagonist. I will be willing to include slightly gory elements if the story has sort of a mystery edge to it. I'm now charging about $7.50 per 4 to 9-page chapter. Same rules for payment still apply.
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I thought a limerick was five lines?
"There once was a dog named Rover
Who frolicked around in the clover;
At three-thirty flat
The Mack truck went splat
Renaming him Spot once run over."
"There once was a dog named Rover
Who frolicked around in the clover;
At three-thirty flat
The Mack truck went splat
Renaming him Spot once run over."