Here lies Rover,
'Twas three thirty on the dot,
A mack truck ran him over
and his name was changed to spot.

My Little Human: Rarity's Flabulous Weekend - 2“Yeah I know,” Spike said, “I received an invitation myself. My first thought was who was this guy and how did he know who I was.”My Little Human: Rarity's Flabulous Weekend - 2 by ~barney-nedward
“Mon Cher,” Rarity said, “can you go fetch my sketch pad? That party is in two days and I’m going to make a dress that accentuates my new figure.”
“Mon Cher?” Spike exclaimed, “Rarity, when you speak French like that, it sets my blood aflame.
He started kissing her arm wildly and passionately. However as she ran her fattened hand down his cheek, she said:
“Now, now darling, there’ll be plenty of time for that later. I must get to

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It was a dark and stormy night in Canterlot and a cloaked figure made its way through the castle garden. It was a fourteen year old girl, of Middle Eastern origins. Under the black hood, her long sky blue hair blew in the wind. Her face was obscured by the hood but her purple eyes shined through burning with intensity. Walking through the garden, she approached a statue of a tall man standing in a dramatic pose. Stopping in front of it she sat at its base.
“You told me to meet you here,” she hissed, “where are you?”
“I’m around,” replied a voice, “I wi

My Little Human: Rarity's Flabulous Weekend - 1My Little Human – Rarity’s Flabulous WeekendMy Little Human: Rarity's Flabulous Weekend - 1 by ~barney-nedward
It was a quiet winter morning in Ponyville and Derpy “Hooves” Hoover was making her rounds delivering the day’s mail. The twenty five year old mother of two wasn’t the best mailwoman in Equestria. In fact she had a habit of either mixing up people’s mail or breaking items marked “FRAGILE”. Every day her route brought her to a round white house a block or two from town hall. The house was home to a seventeen year old girl named Rarity Belle who also used it as a dress shop. Rarity didn’t have much of an opinion about Derpy because they so